CRUSH O GRAPH

MY NEXT HAPPY BIRTHDAY AFTER

FUNNYTAGLINES: SPOOF OF ENGLISH, HINDI SONGS

THOSE WHO HEARD THIS SONG (MOVIE AGNISAKSHI-MANISHA KOIRALA & JACKIE SHROFF)
“O PIA O PIA, PYAAR KYU ITNA KIYA..
O PIA O PIA, PYAAR MEINE ITNA KIYA
JO BHI MERE PASS THA
TUJKO DE DIYAAA.
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I HAVE CHANGED THE ENTIRE MEANING OF IT (HOPELESS ROMANTIC I AM)
O PIA O PIA, DARU KYU ITNA PIYA [:X]
O PIA O PIA, DARU KYU ITNA PIYA [:X]
JO BHI MERE PASS THA
TU NE SAB BECHH DIYAA

LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D HEHE, LOL

TUM SA KI PYAARA KOI MASSUM NAHI HAI (TUTUNTUTUN TUTUTU TUTUTUTUN) ANDAR SE KITNI JHUTI HO TUM DUNIYA KO MALUM NAHI HAI PSST: IT WAS A SONG FROM KHUDDAR FEATURING GOVINDA & KARISHMA

THOSE OF U WHO HEARD THIS SONG (IN HINDI) AMMA DEKH HA DEKH TERA MUNDA BIGDA JAAYE DEKH DEKH DEKH HA DEKH TERA MUNDA BIGDA JAAYE AMMA DEKH AMMA DEKH DEKH DEKH MUNDA BIGDA JAAYE NOW I HAVE CONVERTED IT TO ENGLISH AS MOTHER LOOK OH LOOK UR SON'S ONE BIG CROOK MOTHER LOOK OH LOOK UR SON'S ONE BIG CROOK MOTHER LOOK MOTHER LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOL HEHEE L-O-S-E-R

REMIXED O CAROL BOY: OH CAROL GIR: KYA HAI RE BOY: I AM BUT A FOOL GIRL: SO U REALISED IT BOY: DARLING I LUV U GIRL: ALL MEN LOVE ME.. AAGE BOL BOY: BUT U TREAT ME CRUEL GIR: TOH KYA AARTI UTARU BOY: U HURT ME & U MAKE ME CRY ;-( GIRL: EEW CHEEE, WHAT A SISSY GUY YAAR !! BOY: BUT IF U LEAVE ME GIRL: AE DHAMKI MAT DE BOY: I WILL SURELY DIE GIRL: YEH TOH SUICIDE CASE HAI :O LOL :D

TEQUILA TEQUILA, I NEVER REALLY KNEW IT WOULD TASTE LIKE THIS, LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE CUPPA PISS, BUT ITS FINE, UR ON CLOUD 9. BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH, TEQUILA TEQUILA


TUJHE DEKHA TOH YEH JAANA SANAM, UR FACE IS AS BAD AS UR BUM
WHEN UR DAD ASKED AT POINT OF A GUN
I LIED AND SAID BOTH ARE AWESOME

SAASS KI BADBOOO KE LIYE HOTTA HAI COLGATE
LEKIN ASS KI BADBOOO KE LIYE ??????

OK THE LUNCHTIME SONG (TAAL SE TAAL MILLA TYPES WITH MUSIC BEATS & ALL HA) **************************************** DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DUDUDU DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DUDUDU DOONG DOONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG "DAAL" SE CHAA-WAAL MILLAO HO DAAL SE CHAAWAL MILLAO HO

THE CD BURNING SONG CD JAL-AILE..... CD JAL-AILE..... NERO BURN SE PIYAA NERO SAB KA BAAP HAI DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG HEHEHEHE WHAT A L-O-S-E-R CAN I BE , LOL

TUJME RAB DIKHTA HAI, YAARA MEIN KYAA KAARU ? GIRL: TOH PHIR DERR KIS BAATKI CHALO MERI SERVA KARO, MERI AARTI UTARO :D LOL AND THEN HE NEVER EVER SANG THIS SONG :D L-O-S-E-R

IF THE DINOSAURS LIVED TILL DATE, THEY WOULD SING IN DINO-SA(U)R MERA DHOOP SE HAI PHATT RAHAA TUUU DIMAG MAT KHA TUUU UH UH CHUP BAITH ZARAA

JHADU HAI KACHARA HAI, BMC KAHAAN ? SAAF SAFAAI KARNE TUM AAOO YAHAAN, DEKHTE HAI, FOREIGN TOURISTS, KEHTE HAI, MUMBAI'S RUINED...I HOPE U GUYS REALLY CLEAR ALL OF IT

SORRY, I REMIXED IT, COZ I HATE PPL SPITTING !! JHADU HAI POTAH HAI, KACHARA WAHAAN :( :( USKO SAAF KARNE, BMC AAYE YAHAAN :) :) HO RAHE HAI, SAAF RAASTE :) :) KUTCH LOG, HAI AKKAL KE KACHCHE THOOKTE REHTE WOH YAHAAN WAHAAN !!!!!!!!!!!

TUM TOH THERE NRI, TUM TOH THERE NRI TAX SE BACH JAAOOGE AE AE AE AE TUM TOH THERE NRI TAX SE BACH JAAOOGE SUBAH PEHLI, SUBAH PEHLI SUBAH PEHLI FLIGHT SE TUM, INDIA SE BHAAG JAAOOGE AE AE AE LOL LOL L-O-S-E-R, LOL

SONG OF AN ASTHAMA PATIENT: "SASSON KI ZAROORAT HAI JAISE SASSON KI ZAROORAT HAI JAISE ZINDAGI KE LIYE......" L-O-S-E-R :D, LOL

IF A GIRL WAS IN LOVE WITH A OLD RICH DRUNKARD, SHE WOULD SING MERA DIL, USS DIL PE FIDA HAI ♥ MERA DIL, USS DIL PE FIDA HAI ♥ WOH EK BEVDA HAI, WOH EK BEVDA HAI" MERI JAAN USKE PAISO PE FIDA HAI<3MERI JAAN USKE PAISO PE FIDA HAI♥ WOH EK BUDDHA HAI, WOH EK BUDDHA HAI

REM THE OLD SONG FROM JEET- SUNNY DEOL AND KARISHMA KAPUR "TU DHARTI PE CHAHE JAHAAN BHI RAHEGI, TUJHE TERI KHUSBOO SE PEHCAAN LOONGA" BUT NOW MY SON, SUNNY, WE HAVE WHAT WE CALL THE GPS SYSTEM ON ALL PHONES :) SO U CAN SING THIS WAY "TU DHARTI PE CHAHE JAHAAN BHI RAHEGI PHONE KE GPS SE, TUJKO DHOOND LUNGA" L-O-L :D

TUM TOH THERE 1 CHARSI(2), BEVDA KAB LAAOGE AE AE TUM TOH THERE 1 CHARSI, BEVDA KAB LAAOGE ? (2) SUBAH PEHLI GAADI SE (2), RANGE HAAT PAKDE JAAOGE AE AE

CHHAT PAR KALLA KAWVA BAITHA, KAAYKAAY KARTA REHTA PAUSE, PAUSE, WAISE BHAISAAB, KAWWE KE AUR KITNE RANG HOTTE HAI ? AND KAWVA KAYKAY KE ALAWA KYA SA RE GA MA BHI KARTA HAI KYA, LOL

NA KOI JAAN, NA PEHCHAAN. PROFILE SEARCH ORKUT PE ASSAN PRIVACY KA NA KOI NAAM, NA NISHAAN SAB BHEJTE HAI ADD REQUEST ACCOUNT HO JAYEGA HACK NOW SIT & CRY AT THE BACK (INSPIRED 4B JAB KOI BAAT BIGUDD JAYYE)

INTERNET EXPLORER ANTHEM AAJA SHAAM HONNE I.E. MAUSAM NE KI ANGADI.E. TOH KIS BAATKI HAI LADA I..E, TU CHAL MEIN I.E

OK HOW DO YOU CUT ROADS, ------------>LOL BY LAUGHING YAAR COZ A SONG MENTIONED "HASTE HASTE, KAT JAYENGE RASTE"

TUM PASS AAYE, TURURU, BAHUT BASS AAYE (2). DUKAAN MEIN TUM DEO, KYU BHOOL AAYE. AB TOH MERA JEE, ISS BASS SE MACHALTA HAI, KYA KARU HAAI VOMIT ZORO SE HOTA HAI