CRUSH O GRAPH

MY NEXT HAPPY BIRTHDAY AFTER

FUNNY TAGLINES, SILLY TAGLINES, FUNNY QUOTES, FUNNY CUSTOM MESSAGES

YOU HAVE DEFINATELY NO "IDEA" COZ U HAVE "VODAFONE" LOL LOL
L - O - S - E - R :D

AT TIMES U LOOK LIKE UR MOM, AT TIMES LIKE UR DAD
I HOPE UR PARENTS ARE NOT EACH SIBLINGS :D

YOU LOOK LIKE A SAINT….. A SAINT BERNARD

WHY DOES IT TAKE 10 STUPID MINUTES TO LOG IN TO A WEBSITE AND A FRACTION OF A SECOND WHEN IT COMES TO LOGGING OUT OF IT. LOL

HE BOY CAME WITH "THE PROPOSAL", WHICH SOON TURNED INTO "KAMBAKKHT ISHQ" AND THEY WENT FOR BOOZE AND DRANK ALL NIGHT AND HAD A "HANGOVER" THE NEXT MORNING DUE TO WHICH THEY SKIPPED THEIR "MORNING WALK" BUT THEN THEY DECIDED TO GO FOR A WALK USING THE "SHORT KUT" ROUTE :D MUUUUUUUUUUAH, MAA KASAM, I AM THE BEST, ♥ , THIS IS NOT A LOSER TYPE OK :D, YIPPEE

OK U CAN SHOUT AT ME, AM LISTENING (TO MUSIC) LOL :) L - O - S - E - R

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF AN APPLE AND AN EYE GET MARRIED
ANS: WE CALL THEIR BABY THE BRAND NEW "APPLE I-PHONE", LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D

SOME PPL ARE REALLY DUMB ****************** I WAS MASSAGING MY HAND(COZ IT BANGED IN2 THE DOOR BY MISTAKE) AND SOMEONE ASKED ME "HEY, ARE U HURT ?"******************* I SO WANTED TO REPLY "NO, MY LOVE, NO, ITS JUST THAT MY PRINCE CHARMING KISSED ME THERE AND SO AM MASSAGING IT !!! ********************
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SUCH PPL BIG TIME L-O-S-E-R('S) :D

QUESTION: WHAT DOES HIMESH RESHAMIYA SUFFER FROM ? **** ANSWER : STAMMERING ************************** PROOF==== "AA AA" AASHIQI TERI-TERI "CHA CHA" CHAGAYEE CHAGAYEE L-O-S-E-R :D

I’M SO RICH THAT I CAN AFFORD TO BUY ENTIRE "PARIS" !!!............................. OH SORRY.................OH SORRY................... OH SORRY........................ I MEANT TO SAY "PLASTER OF PARIS" L-O-L, LOSER :D HEHEE

QUESTION: HOW WILL SHINEY AHUJA ADDRESS HIS WIFE IN MARATHI ? TUZZZZ MAJHI BAI-KO AAHEY, TUZZZ :D LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D
WHICH IS SHINEY AHUJA’S FAVORITE SPOT
BUM-BAI (BAMBAI/MUMBAI)

WE BOTH GOT OUR DRIVING LICENSE'S.... SHE GOT HER LICENSE TO DRIVE ON ROADS
WHEREAS I GOT THE LICENSE TO DRIVE PEOPLE COMPLETELY MAD........................... L-O-S-E-R :D

HOW WILL SHINEY AHUJA SAY TATA
SIMPLE YAAR
BAI- BAI, L-O-S-E-R :D, LOL

WHAT IS SHINEY AHUJA’S FAVORITE VEHICLE
BAI- CYCLE, LOL L-O-S-E-R :D

WHAT IS SHINEY AHUJA’S FAVORITE SUBJECT
BAI-O-LOGY

SAYS JINKE GHAR SHEESHEIN SE BANNE HOTE HAI....... .............
UN GHARO MEIN AMBUJA CEMENT NAHI LAGTI.
LOL LOL WHAT A LOSER LOL

SAYS UR NOTICED ONLY WHEN UR NOT AROUND, SO BETTER GET LOST
LOL, L-O-S-E-R

IF YOU CANT READ THIS, UR ILLITERATE :D L-O-S-E-R

IF BARKING DOGS SELDOM BITE THEN WHY DONT U PLS GO AND PUT UR HANDS IN2 THAT DOGS MOUTH. AM SURE HE WILL ONLY BARK. LOL

LOVER TO HIS BABE: CANT U SEE I LOVE U AND HAVE DONE SO MUCH 4 U DEAR. GIRL : NO I CANT COZ THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND. LOL LOSER. HEHE. LOL
WE BOTH GOT OUR LICENSE’S, SHE GOT HER LICENSE TO DRIVE ON THE ROAD AND I GOT THE LICENSE TO DRIVE THE REST OF U CRAZY :D
LOL, L-O-S-E-R

NAME THE PHONE WHICH KEEPS A TAB ON UR EYE------ THE I- PHONE, LOL- LOSER

YOR WAWA IS SO SCARY THAT EVEN THE SCARECROWS HAVE RUN AWAY :( HAHA

YOUR TRULY UNIQUE & THE BEST (LIKE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE... HAHA THATS RUDE I KNOW)

IF MASTER CAN BE MISTRESS, ACTOR CAN BE ACTRESS
WHY CANT DOG ME DOGGESS & GOAT BE GOATESS

I DISAGREE THAT WE GET MANGOES FROM THE TREES THE FACT IS THAT WE GET THEM FROM THE ASS COZ ITS ASS-AM (ASSAM) HEHEHHE, L-O-S-E-R :D

DISAGREES WHEN PPL SAY......................................... THERE'S LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL KNOW WHY COZ WHEN LOOK THROGH UR/SOMEONE ELSE NOSTRILS ITS TOTAL DARKNESS HEHEHE, L-O-S-E-R :D

QUESTION: HOW TO BUY 24 CARAT GOLD :( :( IN THIS MEHENGAI KA ZAMANA SO SIMPLE YAAR: GET A CAT & A RAT MARRIED 24 TIMES :D & CALL THEIR KID
C-A-R-A-T, L-O-S-E-R, LOL

WINKS & SAYS THAT ONE OF THE ADVANTAGE'S OF BEING A PARSI IS THAT EVENTHOUGH UR BORN ONCE IN A LIFETIME :D YOU GET TO CELEBRATE TWO BIRTHDAYS IN A YEAR

ALL OF US @ OFFICE GOT AN EMAIL 4M PEOPLE COMMUNICATION & WERE ASKED 2 MENTION 1 GOOD THING & 1 BAD THING ABOUT THE OFFICE CANTEEN. I SO WISH I COULD REPLY LOVE THE CANTEEN CHAIRS AND HATE THE CANTEEN FOOD. LOL L-O-S-E-R. HEHE

CAN GIVE A FEW EXAMPLES OF FIGURES OF SPEECH & RELATE THEM TO THE BOLLYWOOD INDUSTRY 1. SIMILE-----------> AMITABH & ABHISHEK BACHCHAN (ARE SIMILAR) 2. ALLITERATION -------> HIMESH RESHAMIIYA (BEING REPETITIVE) 3. ANTITHESIS -------> SRK AND SALLU (OPP IDEAS AT SOME PARTY)

NAME ONE INDIAN POLITICIAN, WHOSE HORNS ARE NICE AND SOFT MULAAYAM- SINGH- YADAV LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SORRYYYY :D, LOL

IS VERY CONFUSED NOW MY QUESTION IS HOW DOES ONE PRONOUNCE THE WORD "PRADA" HEHHEEE, TWO WORDS, SAME SPELLINGS, SOUND DIFFERENTLY, LOL EG: A FEW YEARS AGO THERE WAS A MOVIE "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" AND CENTURIES AGO (LOL, OK YEARS AGO) THERE WAS AN ACTRESS "JAYA PRADA"

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD --------------BUT --------------- BUT ------------------------- --------BUT ONLY IF IT HAS INK OR REFILL LOL, L-O-S-E-R, LOL

THIS ------------------ IS ------------------ CALLED ------------------ READING ------------------ BETWEEN ------------------ THE ------------------ LINES ------------------ LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D

THE COMPUTER IS THE 2ND SPOUSE IN THE LIFE OF A COUPLE. COZ IT DANCES 2 OUR TUNES AND DOES WHATEVER WE SAY AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST THEY SPEND 8 HOURS ON IT (JUST LIKE 8 HOURS OF A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP) LOL

SAYS LISTEN PLEASE TAKE MY ADVICE I DONT USE IT ANYWAYS. LOL. LOSER. LOL

DON'T PISS ME OFF NOW! THERE ARE ALREADY LESS TOILETS HERE LOL, L-O-S-E-R, LOL

WANTS TO KNOW, WHAT WAS ADAM'S SURNAME ? (ADAM OF ADAM & EVE) LOL, TELL PLS WITHOUT GOOGLING :D

STRONGLY DISAGREES WITH THE STATEMENT "DHOONDHNE PE TOH BHAGWAN BHI MIL JAATE HAI" I DONT THINK ONE HAS TO LOOK AROUND FOR GOD HE'S WITHIN EACH ONE OF US HE'S IN OUR PARENTS, OUR FRIENDS, IN EVERYONE :) SO STOP SEARCHING FOR HIM & FOR THE 1ST TIME I DONT SOUND LIKE A LOSER FROM ANY ANGLE :)

TO ALL THOSE HEAVY ALCOHOLICS DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE COZ YOU MIGHT HIT A SPEED BREAKER AND SPILL YOUR DRINK LOLLLLLLLLLL L-O-S-E-R :D

ACCORDING TO SOME FAKE/LOSER SMS I HAVE WON : 2,00,000 GB POUNDS & DR. BRIAN WILL HELP ME CLAIM IT LOL LOSER DOCTOR BRIAN GO KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL !!! GRRRRR HA HA HAHAAH HA

WHATS THE HIPPOPOTAMUS ANTHEM HIPS DON’T LIE LOL, ONCE AGAIN A BIG L-O-S-E-R :D

IF THE HIPPOPOTAMUS ANTHEM IS "HIPS DONT LIE" WHAT IS THE KABOOTAR ANTHEM "GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR, GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR, GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR AREY CHAD GAYYA UPAR RE ATARIYA PE LOTAN KABUTAR RE (ONE OF THE FLOP BUSTER SONGS)

WHAT DID THE TERMITE THINK WHEN IT ENTERED A PUB/BAR IS THE BAR-TENDER HERE ? ONCE AGAIN A BIGGER L-O-S-E-R HEHE. LOL

GUESS WHERE LOU BEGA WAS BORN LOO MEIN YAAR, LOL LOL

WHEN WE SUSPECT SOME1 IT CAN BE SAID IN VEGETERIAN WAY AS WELL AS NON VEGTERIAN WAY VEGTERIAN: "DAAL" MEIN KUTCH TOH KAALA HAI NON VEGETERIAN: THERE'S SOMETHING "FISHY" ABOUT HER/HIM

EK BAAR EK AURAT KO DO BACCHE HUE, TAB SE WOH PARESHAAN THI BHALLLA KYU ? KYUKI USKE BACHCHO KA NAAM "PARESH" AUR "SHAAN" THA LOL, WHAT A L-O-S-E-R :D, HEHEHE

REALLY PITIES THE HEROINE ASIN FROM THE MOVIE GHAJINI WHY COZ FIRSTLY HER NAME IS ASS-IN :D AND SECONDLY SHE WAS BORN DEFORMED AND THATS WHY THE SONG --"MERI ADHURI "ASS-ASS" LOL L-O-S-E-R ONCE AGAIN A SUPER LOSER, LOL

IF A MAKKHI & KHATMULL GOT MARRIED WHERE WOULD THEY SPEND THEIR SUHAAG RAAT :: ON A BEDSHEET MADE OF "MAKH-MULL" :: AS USUAL, SUCH A L-O-S-E-R, LOL

SAYS PPL ASK "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD" MY REPLY: OH L-O-S-E-R-S, ASK THE CHICKEN NA AS IF I KNOW !! LOL L-O-S-E-R :--B

IF I WERE AROUND 6 YEARS OLD AND IF A NOT SO FAVORITE TEACHER ASKED ME "KAINAZ, TELL ME WHAT IS 2+2 I WOULD REPLY, ARENT U OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS GO, GET A LIFE, L-O-S-E-R :D

WHAT DO U CALL A COW WHICH REALLY BORES U A LOT PA-COW (PAKAU) SORRY, ONCE AGAIN A L-O-S-E-R

TO ANSWER THIS MILLION DOLLAR QUERY, I WILL CHARGE 10 THOUSAND RUPEES ONLY :D AND THE MILLION DOLLAR ANSWER IS "I DONT KNOW" :-O *LOL*

WILL STAND 4 ELECTIONS NEXT YEAR. CANT MAKE UP MY MIND 4 MY PARTY SYMBOL 10MP DIGI CAM OR COMPUTER WITH NET OR MOBILE PHONE

WHAT DO U CALL A GIRL WHO NEVER LAUGHS? HASI- NA

JUST HACKED THE PASSWORD OF HIMESH RESHAMIYYA, WHICH IS 1313 COZ HIS SONGS INCLUDE THE NUMBER 13 TWICE "NAAM HAI TERA TERA" "TERA TERA TERA SUROOR" ROTFL

MARY HAD A LILL LAMB, A LILL LAMB A LILL LAMB MARY HAD A LILL LAMB, WHICH RAN INTO A PYLON 10,000 VOLTS WENT UP ITS ASS, WENT UP ITS ASS, WENT UP ITS ASS 10,000 VOLTS WENT UP ITS ASS, AND TURNED HIS WOOL TO NYLON

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU, OYE TU TOH ABNORMAL HAI TELL THEM THANKS, MEIN AB- NORMAL HU AB NORMAL=(NOW NORMAL), LOL

IF I ENTER A FISH MARKET, AM GONNA MAKE A TV SERIAL CALLED "KYU KI BAASS BHI KABHIE BADDBUUU THII", LOL WHAT A LOSER CAN I BE :D

QUESTION OF THE DAY---WHAT IS THE CUBE OF 13 MY ANSWER IS : SUROOR COZ ITS TERA TERA TERA ........SUROOR LOL AM A TOTAL LOSER, I KNOW :D

FEELS FUNNY WHEN PPL SEE ME WRITING AND OR WORKING WITH MY LEFT HAND, THEY STILL ASK THIS STUPID QUESTION "HEY ARE U A LEFTY" LOL I FEEL LIKE SAYING GUYS DONT U TRUST UR EYES. IF THIS IS WHAT ULL SAW,THEN OBVIOUSLY I AM

HAS DECIDED TO TAKE A MILLION DOLLAR BANK LOAN AND NOT REPAY IT COZ A SONG SAYS "CHODO KAL KI BAATIEN, KAL KI BAAT PURANI" LOL GOOD WAY TO ESCAPE NA :D

U KNOW WHY DELHI 6 FEATURED A PIGEON COZ PHOOK FEATURED A CROW, LOL SO BASICALLY THIS YEAR TO BAG THE FILMFARE AWARDS WE WILL HAVE CROWS AND PIGEONS AS BEST SUPPORTING SPECIES , LOL (NO OFFENSE. TAKE IT LITE)

QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHO IS JOE ? ANSWER: JOE IS A BLOODY LOVER & THE WORLD. (KAMBAKT ISHQ HAI "JOE", SARRA JAHAAN HAI WOH)

WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE U & ITS UNHEALTHY, JUST SMILE, THANK & TELL THEM U REALLY REALLY CARE........................... (A DAMN) LOL

IS VERY SCARED OF WALLS. YES YES "WALLS" KYU KI LOG KEHTE HAI NA "DEEWARO KE BHI KAAN HOTE HAI. AND A FEW PPL SAY YEH DEEWARE MUJHE KAATNE KO AATI HAI"

NEEDS SOME CELLO TAPES EITHER TO KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN OR SOME SUNGLASSES SO THAT I CAN SLEEP. WHICH IS BETTER

DOG IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND 4 LIFE. WHY U KNOW. COZ LIFE IS A BITCH. LOL

I STAMPED "SHIT", AM "PISSED" OFF, I FEEL LIKE "PUKING", I CANT "DIGEST" THIS STATUS MESSAGE SO LET ME "BURP" ALL ACTIONS WRAPPED IN 1 TAGLINE, WAH WAH, LOL

LETS NOT BE A RACIST & SAY DAAL MEIN KUTCH "SAFED NAHIN" HAI", MAA KASAM WHAT A ONE LINER :D

PONDERS: IF LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHY DONT WE GLOW BEFORE WE PASS GAS. LOL

I ANSWER ONLY 3 QUESTION'S FREE OF CHARGE, AFTER WHICH I CHARGE A NOMINAL FEE, SO FEEL FREE AND ASK ME LOTS OF QUESTIONS, LOL

HAS A HEADACHE IN HER STOMACH

WISHES HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO HER FRIENDS WHO ARE "SINGULAR" AND "PLURAL"

GOT AN SMS SAYING "SHOP FOR MORE THAN RS. 1500/- & GET TAARE ZAMEEN PAR DVD FREE", IF I CUD REPLY "TAKE RS. 500/- & DESTROY ALL THE TAARE ZAMEEN PAR'S DVD & FO"

SNORING IS THE SISTER CONCERN OF ROARING

SATYAM SATYAM YES BABA, CHEATING US, NO BABA, TELLING LIES, NO BABA, SHOW US UR BALANCE SHEET, NA NA NA

A FRIEND ONCE SANG THIS TO ME "AKELE AKELE KAHAAN JAA RAHI HO" SO I REPLIED "STOP BEING SO NOSY & GET OUTTA MY WAY U INQUISITIVE CAT"

BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER F(L)*CK TOGETHER, LOL (SORRY AM IN A VERY GOOD MOOD, CANT HELP IT)

SAYS EARLY TO BED & EARLY TO RISE MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY & WISE, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WOMEN

WHAT IS SHAHRUKH KHAN'S FAVORITE ACTIVITY
ANSWER: WALKING
REASON (HIS SONGS ARE BASED ON WALKING): CHALTE CHALTE KAISE YEH FAASLE HO GAYEE
OR
CHALTE CHALTE YUHI RUKK JAATA HU MEIN

SAYS MERA NAAM HAI ............................................................ "KRIME MASTER KO-KO" MEIN SABKI TAANGE TOD KE ............................. KHO KHELTI HU KHO-KHO HUUHHUUHHAAAA